Write In Candidate John Announces Party Affiliation
Hannah Holt - June 1, 2016 1:10 pm
When you’re a write in candidate, as I ‘am, everything you say is a proposal. I’m thinking that is probably true of most candidate’s. With that in mind, I propose to form the “Fishing Party”. Finally, a party that stands for something, Fishing! It’s about time.
Here is a laundry list of some proposals I would like to implement as a write in candidate for the proposed “Fishing Party”.
- A fishing holiday. This would be a floating holiday; you take it off when the fishing is good.
- If you show your fishing license you can vote.
- Just to prove that a fishing person does not tell whoppers, I would propose to have debates and have all the candidate’s hooked up to a lie detector. If a candidate tells a lie, they lose their fishing license and must leave the debate.
- For my Vice Presidential running mate. I would ask “Willie the Wildcat “. Willie is not from Alaska and he doesn’t speak, so he would not say anything to jeopardize the campaign. Not sure if Willie likes to fish. I will have to check. Hey, I never met a cat that didn’t like fish.
I plan on reaching out to Bass Pro Shops for an endorsement. It’s just a proposal.
Right now I’m the only member of the proposed “Fishing Party”, so I don’t have a ground game. I will have to hunker down. hang a line in the water and think about that. I’ll get back to you.